On a dark and stormy night, Remus Lupin gets transported to another place, where he's greeted by many strange things...including Lily the Not-So-Good Witch of the South.
Lucius Malfoy seeks counseling for Voldemort, and we get to peek at the Shrinks notes!
The Mary Sue Containment Agency is working overtime nowadays, yet those demons of the fandom keep slipping past our radar...
Hermione's visit to Krum's house the summer before her sixth year doesn't come out just the way she wants it to. R rating later for nasty not-niceness.
The heroes just can't win. No, really.
Cho remembers Cedric on top of the Astronomy tower.