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  • Common Courtesy

    Dean decides to be old-fashioned and ask God for permission to propose to Castiel.

  • The One Where Loki's Coffee Addiction Got a Bit Out of Hand

    In which Loki's motives for invading Earth were geared more towards obtaining a delicious beverage he finds quite addicting. Crack piece for the kink meme, based on a request for Loki on a coffee!high.

  • The One Where Loki Screws the Avengers (In More Ways Than One)

    "So, let me get this straight," Clint said slowly. "After escaping from an Asgardian prison, faking your death and realizing that you can do ANYTHING you want, the first idea to cross your mind was 'Hey, I think I'll turn myself into a girl and screw my way through the Avengers?" Written as a crack piece for the kink meme.

  • Nom de Guerre

    After receiving word of her brother's death at the hands of His Majesty's army, Tabitha McKenna is left with nothing. Desperate not to lose her family's farm, but unwilling to marry in order to keep it, she joins the Continental Army under her brother's name. Side-fic to alyssapiercearrow's By Land or By Sea.

  • The Only Sane Elf

    In which Elrond is the only one to respond to a variety of horror movie cliches in a logical manner during his visit to Erebor. Written for the hobbit kink meme.

  • It Takes A Village

    In heaven, when an angel has a child, all the other angels are extremely involved in raising it, regardless of whose it is. So when Cas and Dean have their first, Cas isn't worried when random angels pop in uninvited. Dean, however, is extremely uncomfortable with all these angels constantly showing up and taking his kid. (Fill for the kink meme)