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  • Harry Potter and the Castle of Terror

    By whatever-works81 • Updated: 28 Feb 2019 • Published: 31 Jan 2009 • 265 words • 0 followers • Parody/Horror • Harry P., Ron W. • Rating: K+ • Completed

    What happens when Harry decides to go visit his old Headmaster? Something creepy. A 200 word drabble.

  • Keyword Search

    By whatever-works81 • Updated: 28 Feb 2019 • Published: 6 Jul 2009 • 793 words • 0 followers • Humor/Romance • Harry P., Draco M. • Rating: T • Completed

    Currently a one-shot, though other unrelated stories/chapters could follow. What happens when Harry's newest fan club becomes tyrannical? Shounen-ai, but if you check the characters, you've ruined the story!

  • Hurry Up and Die, Ron Weasley!

    By whatever-works81 • Updated: 28 Feb 2019 • Published: 21 Jul 2009 • 503 words • 0 followers • Angst/Parody • Ron W. • Rating: T • Completed

    The second installment in my Hurry Up and Die! epic. Can be read as a standalone. 10 more helpful tips for the potential angsty, depressing suicide fic writer in all of us!

  • Hurry Up and Get Off!

    By whatever-works81 • Updated: 21 May 2011 • Published: 21 May 2011 • 478 words • 0 followers • Parody • Rating: T • Completed

    A companion to the "Hurry Up and Die" series, this is THE guide to Harry Potter yaoi dos and don'ts.

  • Faux Felix

    By whatever-works81 • Updated: 6 Aug 2009 • Published: 6 Aug 2009 • 922 words • 0 followers • Humor/Parody • Harry P., Draco M. • Rating: T • Completed

    Harry takes what he *thinks* is felix felicis, but it's stale. It gives him but one instruction: live a day making decisions according to the newest complete story on FFN when he wakes up… recommended that you read the story Keyword Search first.

  • Hurry Up and Die, Harry Potter!

    By whatever-works81 • Updated: 23 Jan 2009 • Published: 23 Jan 2009 • 605 words • 0 followers • Angst/Parody • Harry P. • Rating: T • Completed

    Helpful tips for the potential angsty, depressing suicide fic writer in all of us! The first and possibly only installment of the Hurry Up and Die! epic.