At Madame Malkins, a ripped robe and a savagely sexual blonde promise something entirely different for Harry. But is different always good? And how on earth do you say no when you don't mean it? A/N: I don't even know if this is a oneshot, because ideas are brimming! Let me know. This is rated M, I'm sure we all know why. I never say no to reviews (in fact they help! ;) )

A writing challenge I've discovered pretty late in the year after it started. Says Harry Potter but will include Naruto, Pokemon, and others that take my fancy! Here it is: a collection of weird and wacky one-shots! ChallengeFics. Rating may go up for swearing.