SnapeGilderoyLucius bromance crack fic, it's nonsense, and there are many AVPM/S references, you might laugh, or you wont. It involves gay Lucius, male models and papperatzi, you have been warned, It was a dare. T for language.

you fall asleep under the dying light of the candle,and you remember, as a last thought for the night, that she's your wife, and no one elses, and you fall into a deep slumber, hands still entwined as they were some seven years ago. N/L, for Evelyn.