The SCP-9683 instances are a strange bunch, but by Foundation standards they are quite mundane and uninteresting. At least, that's what most people working with SCP-9683 thought before they descended into the chaos which is the lives of the personified countries.

LEVEL FOUR CLEARANCE REQUIRED ALL NEW LEADERS OF A NATIONS MUST READ THIS FILE AND THE SPECIFIC SCP-9683 FILE THAT RELATES TO THE PERSONIFICATION OF THEIR COUNTRY. UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS TO THE FILE OF SCP-9683 WILL LEAD TO DEMOTION AND REASSIGNMENT.