Alexander Hamilton is putting himself through college by working as an adult film star. John, who follows his work, just so happens to be his new roommate this year. Alex doesn't that John knows what he knows, and Lafayette can't mind his own business. 16/28 in the For Your Entertainment Series, if I can manage to write all of these stories out. Lams slooooooooowburn

Jack spent 300 years nearly completely alone; getting used to being tossed back into social circles was going to take time. Pitch spent 300 years locked in darkness; building his power was going to take time. Bunny spent years building the walls to keep him safe; breaking them down was going to take time. And what if the best laid plans never go as you plan? (Full Warnings Inside)