Entire story is up! Percy embezzles money, turns into a pig, then has to raise money through a talent show at Hogwarts. R for language and gratuitous nudity.
New & improved! RT News Flash: Dobby moved to Atlantic City, NJ. From his lovely mobile home, he tells his life story and dishes the Malfoys. Short because Dobby has a short attention span (possibly ADHD!). Rated R for some bizarre LuciusLucius slash.
There is no plot whatsoever. Mad chickens, Snape in a coma with nothing but tube socks on, Draco and Dobby in couples counseling, Hermione in a chastity belt. What more do you want?