WARNING! Very explicit literature. This book was not intended to hurt, upset or offend anyone. It was created for a play on words and fun. If easily offended. Please leave now. This scene revolves around when Harry and Cedric both touch the phallus of fie and are transported to the graveyard.

WARNING! Explicit content. If easily offended do not read. This is a parody written in jest with no real means of wanting to incite thoughts of malice or hurt. I wrote it for fun. The scene revolves around the moment Harry and Cedric touch the Phallus of Fire. What transpires from there is for you to find out...