Inspired directly by the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Harry Potter is done with Hogwarts, and life in general, but Hogwarts isn't done with him.

End of Book 7 rewrite. Follows Canon as we see it up until the second sentence. Probably Rated T. Not sure. Will definitely get a prequel. No bashing... Yet. Harry/Hermione/Voldemort First Person POV.

Dumbledore and Flamel grant Harry one small bottle of the Elixir of Life, enough for one week of immortality.

They never saw him coming.

Hari Lily Potter is just now realising how completely stupid the magical community really is. Though, the Potters lived under a Fidelius, so I guess we can't blame them. Pity.

Gryffindor tries to set up Harry and Luna. Neither know, and when Harry is dared to kiss her, well... Luna does Luna. I'm sorry, it was just something that tickled my brain and was easy and fun to write.

I wield the Stone, but the Universe isn't done with me yet. Now I just have to find a way to send myself back in time, twice. For those of you who read the original, thank you. However, this one will be slightly different.

What is this mysterious rune? It seems to show up more than the Grim, but without the death threat.

Cadmus Peverell couldn't use it fully, and neither could Albus. They said that they were shadows, uncomfortable, little more than ghosts. When Harry uses the Stone, things are different. He's had an odd life, but this little 'shadow' haunts him, and just might be the weirdest thing he's ever dealt with. First story, not done.