Harry likes the Dark Lord. They've gone on many outings (fights, but who's telling?). They even have a connection between them (horcruxes). So the next logical step must be marriage, right? Or- as Severus Snape says- "I'm not paid enough for this." Watch out, Tom. Harry's got his eyes on you... (Cover credit to artist.)

"T-tom…?" Harry gasped as he turned the corner to his office. He felt his heart dropping down to his throat as it immediately squeezed shut. "Why are you….here?" Harry and Tom broke up once before, and five years later, Tom is back to bring Harry home again. But Harry refuses...because he's already married to another man.

Harry, on a night of celebration for his restaurant opening, ends up waking up the next day married to none other than Tom Riddle. He has no idea how it happened, but it did. Now, as much as he wants to break it off, it turns out that they had a bond marriage and it can only be broken with by complete betrayal or death. Luna's fault, really. AU-SLASH Fluff. Cover credit to author.

Harry agrees with Voldemort's ideals. Just not the way he goes about it. So. I guess Harry wants to be the next Dark Lord instead? Will Voldemort be able to convince Harry to let him keep his job? Smarter Harry and AU.

Harry has a new secret admirer. Too bad its not who he expects it to be. Well. Maybe. Not. Yes. Well. At least Ron and Hermione knew? Oh wait. They didn't tell him. He was going to murder them for willingly putting him in this strange situation. A crack fic. Please don't take it siriusly- of course there will be plot holes.

Harry, on a night of celebration for his restaurant opening, ends up waking up the next day married to none other than Tom Riddle. He has no idea how it happened, but it did. Now, as much as he wants to break it off, it turns out that they had accomplished a bond marriage, and those can only be broken with a complete betrayal by one of them or death. AU, SLASH, Post Hogwarts, Fluff