How do you fix a broken life? You beat it. And beat it. And beat it. Until it starts working again.

Tales From The Gas Station: In which Jack can't help but catch a quick catnap at work.

In which Spam Addison does his best to break every norm he can on his way to becoming a [BIG SHOT] With or without developing a true pallet.

You see those characters? You see the rating? Yea, this is about what you expect it to be.

Title says it all. Just two mortal enemies hiding in the same shelter during the rain. Rated M for a reason, we're sure you're smart enough to guess why -.-

Lord Montgomery Shaw decides, rather stupidly, to host a party on the eve of the most lawless night. He has more than a few problems on his plate. As it turns out, Treavor has quite a few more. Montgomery deals with it the only way he knows how.

Swatch comes home late from work one night to find Spamton exactly where they left him that morning. Curled up in their nest, exactly where he belongs.