Just a BASILISK fic! In this second Rita fic by Draco Malfoy and Prathdrake, you will read about cauldron buttocks, Eminem, cheap handcuffs, bad dressing, and a train which goes off it's tracks! Read on!

I shall only tell you one thing, so as to not spoil the story. Harry is kidnapped by Voldemort.

This is a sequel to Aurora Lynn Rose's Harry Pothead: The Sorceror's Stoned. It's really funny! I encourage you to read it! I don't want to spoil it too much for you, so I'll tell you only one thing. Harry has a passage FILLED with pot. Hehe!

I got the idea for this fic whil in church (look at the title). Also, this is a SUSHI challenge. It's rather funny, so I encourage you to read it. This story is when Harry gives a sermon. You'll find out what about.

Another ACHOO/SUSHI challenge! I think this story was actually pretty good. Its a Mary Sue and a Billy Bob, though. But it was supposed to be.

These ACHOO challenge entries just keep on comin'. In this one, the Draco gang takes a trip to a Muggle store to get all the things on their list. SPAM, chocolate, dresses and dip.

My third ACHOO fic! A strange, new teacher comes to teach at Hogwarts. i wish i could teel you more, but that would give away the end!

Snape is visited by the 3 spirits of Christmas, will he change? (Probably not.)

Another ACHOO challenge! Peeves becomes the...Dun, dun, dun... ...new DADA teacher! Ahhhhhhhhhh!

This is the REAL story of why Snape hates Harry. Don't believe any of the others. They will decieve you!

NOT SUPPOSED TO BE SCARY. Its supposed to be funny

A songfic to the tune of that popular 60's song, "Its my Party".

This is a humorus little diddy of a story about what happened to Dumbledore one day.

An ACHOO! challenge