The paranoid ministry puts all the magical beasts into a village. Hermione, very confused, is there tagged as a Sphinx. She is sharing a run-down mansion with Lupin, Hagrid and Lee Jordan. Ensue wild plots to escape and inevitable romance! HR

Luna likes Harry; so she does the logical thing and tells him so. Harry then has to explain that people just don't go up to other people and announce those things. Luna decides otherwise. Cute, short and fluffy.

Are you going to ask me out on a date?... 'No, you're too young for me,' he said. Narcissa gets her way with Lucius Malfoy under a pine tree one Halloween. Short and pointless.

Hermione can't pick a job. Charlie helps. She's spirited away to a dragon reserve in Rumania. Oops- now she's out of her element. Charlie helps. Then she wants babies- well, you get the idea. HINT: Hermione gets romantic tendencies towards Charlie Weasley

Poor Harry is a lonely bastard. Luna tries to fix that. A bit stupid. A lot fluffy. HPLL

Severus is contemplating how he has decieved the woman he loves and the girl who loves him. An angsty HermioneSeverus ficlet.

[FEMSLASH: GinnyCho] Molly gets a kick-in-the-head during a conversation about the 'birds and the bees'. A partner story to 'Evening Conversation' by werechick. REVISED.