Voldemort sets out to destroy magic. Draco gets laid, but by who? Hermione and Harry snog, observed by the greasy headed Prof. Snape. Ron hides in a closet and disaster ensues. HHr, DH, RH
Prologue up and edited. Draco goes home for the holidays with a friend. Somebody has a bad dream. Pumpkin juice is involved.
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