Harry Potter goes back to Hogwarts for his fifth year, and finds out a huge secret that changes his life. Suprises, arguments and fights, are just some of the things which makes this his most awkward year. Will Harry be able to find the strength to fight

A parody of most things that go wrong on Harry Potter fanfiction.

Something dark is rising in Hogwarts. Students are turning up in odd palces, screaming and wide-eyed. This year especially will be hard for Harry Potter. There's a new DADA teacher and even more suprises. The Sorting Hat, Howlers, motorbikes, and an attac

What went through Hermione's head, when she got her own back on Malfoy...