Young gru and his minions are eager to start at Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry, having recently moved to London! However lots of children have been going home with red raw bottoms and they don’t know why! It will be hard for Gru and the minions first year, what’s this? Peter pettigrew! Why are you walking towards me at the forbidden forest! Minions! Help! Please?

The Beatles play their sold out show at Hogsmeade, however Lucius Malfloy and Luna Lovegood are getting rather rowdy in the crowd! Luna was saving her virginity for Draco but this looks like the end 0 0 Set list Love My Poo Please Poo on me Taste of Jenkem Throw your Turd She loves poo A hard darn turd Within poo without poo Pooey lane

Woo! Travis Scott cannot be morre devistated after the horrific croud crush at Hogsmeade, and to apologise, he is going to play his famous song “Sicko Mode” at hogwarts. But, while the Dumbledore was going into sicko mode, he does not realise that Voldemort has sneaked in :0. Travis is our only hope!

Gganbu and 456 have an emotional night counting down to the end of the squid game, and find a new botherly bond as the days counting down to their deaths draw ever nearer.