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  • Harry's Painting

    The trouble that ensues when Harry wants to talk to his recently deceased headmaster and takes Hermione's suggestion seriously.

  • If Voldemort Lost His Wand

    What would happen if Voldemort lost his wand? Well, he's a capable wizard, I'm sure he can figure something out...

  • Plan B

    Goblet of Fire. If Crouch/Moody's plan had failed and Harry hadn't touched the cup, well, what then? Plan B, of course!

  • The Obvious Solution

    A series of humorous one shots about the obvious solutions to the problem that is Voldemort.

  • The Pensioner of Azkaban

    AU, AM. Magic is purely fantasy - the stuff of children's stories. Not to Sirius, though, as he tries to escape the Dementor-run retirement home of Azkaban in order to avenge his friends Lily and James, who aren't quite as deceased as he thinks.

  • Harry Potter: If Only

    Harry Potter version. Series of one shots about hilarious situations which could occur, if only someone would trigger them.

  • The Taboo

    A series of humorous one shots centred around the Taboo and my exploration of the possibilities.

  • What Could Have Been

    AU. Three moments from what could have been Harry Potter and the Revised Laws of Drink Driving. In essence, everything is reversed.

  • The Great Pudding Downpour of '98

    AU, AM. Two shot prequel to The Pensioner of Azkaban. The arrival of a new inmate - erm, retiree - at Azkaban is always cause for excitement among its residents, but when Sirius Black moves in, James Potter's world takes a bizarre turn.

  • Surreal

    Contains suicide. A change on page 755 in OotP. 'He took another deep breath and shut his eyes again. This time there would be no hesitation, no moment of regret.' If there was just one thing you could do, one thing that felt real, would you do it?