Lemo, Andy and Cheesy are starting their first year at school, but nobody believes in them. Let's just say, they aren't the brightest of students there.. they'd rather be tormenting animals, or digging holes to Japan... ZOMG I HAVE A PLOT FOR THE STORY!

A meeting in the street can turn into a lifelong love. HPDM. Rated T for boyluff and language. Some abuse and suicidal thoughts. Cutting is a maybe.

A bunch of short chapters about different characters.

The Philosopher's Stone. Poopie McGee travels to Hogwarts for his first year of school, and meets three wacky girls! Lemo, Andy and Cheesy become Poopie's best friends, and they go on many wacky adventures.

What happens when our two favourite boys get locked up in all these random places? Read to find out! HPDM later on in the fic. Features some places that you'd never expect to be locked up in...

As the title states, it's a challenge fic. HPSS. R&R peoples!

This is how the students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry REALLY died. It's something you'd never expect.