Reading this very well might endanger your health. Seriously. Crack pairings and parody ahoy!
Hermione centric shorts. Well, Hermione with a slytherin centric. So far it's just Blaise and Aidan. Short and sweet. Chocolate chip most likely.
Blaise has finally had enough he's sick of hearing him gush about...him. Oneshot for a friend.
What if I don’t want to be left alone? What if I don’t want protection from the ‘Big Bad Slytherin’? HGBZ Some days are just like that.