LOOK OUT! It's my first attempt at humor! This is a parody, and der, it's been done before. But I felt like doing it anyway.

Ah, the third year of Hogwarts... ready for new adventures and new friends...including those who sing Monty Python songs with the Weasley twins. My first HP fic, R&R!

Remus Lupin had finally attained a job, this time as a teacher at the greatest school of magic in the world. He would soon discover that his secret is not the only one of interest to the students and staff...this is not a Lupin romance, just read it.

Elizabeth Moore is a normal witch, transferring to a new school. She's entering her firstand fourthyear at Hogwarts, and is hoping for it to be uneventful...oh boy is she wrong. Not a MarySue fic. Rated for safety and possible later language.

Imagine there's no pain, misery... imagine everybody happy, gathered in one place, where nobody is alone... Elizabeth imagines this every day of her life. Now, she can have it.