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  • Your Kobold and You

    Monty Hanssen, Chairman of the Foundation for the Protection and Enrichment of Kobolds, fears that kobolds are underappreciated and underloved by society. With the help of his loving and excitable wife, he set out to publish a booklet on courting the race. These are the contents of that booklet. Spiritual Sequel to Your Bogey and You.

  • A Game of Catch

    Raphtalia convinces Naofumi to play a game of catch. Set shortly after the two-headed dog fight in the first light novel/episode 2 of the anime. Just a little fluff piece born because I wished there had been a scene showing Raphtalia actually playing with her ball.

  • Your Bogey and You

    All across the world, depressed, anxious, and otherwise-downtrodden men have begun receiving unexpected packages, each one containing a bogey bride and a little booklet promising a happier future. These are the contents of that booklet.

  • Containment

    One-shot prequel to Outlast focusing on Chris Walker and the beginning of his "mission". Rated M to be safe. Written as if Walker was talking to himself. Made for One-shot October!

  • Of Vodka and Cider

    When Dempsey's poor accuracy sends Nikolai Belinski to Equestria, he has to cope with what he thinks are girly, rainbow-farting ponies. However, when he meets the local town drunk, his point of view might change. Meanwhile, Dempsey tries to fix his mistake and bring Nikolai back home, and Richtofen secretly continues his grand scheme. Berry Punch x Nikolai Belinski. Dramedy.

  • Ellis Rides a Tank

    WARNING: CRUDE HUMOR. A scavenging hunt goes from weird to crazy when Ellis manages to ride a tank. One-Shot. Random. Read at your own risk.