Ever get sick reading the terrible things written in fanfics? Well, we have. Thus, we have decided to take everything that people screw up and put it all in one story. The Parody of what should be printed out and burned. Have fun!

Law and Order: SVU X-over. Years after the defeat of Voldemort, Harry has made a new life, as a detective in an elite squad of the NYC police department. Unfortunately, his old life sends an old acquaintance into his new one. Non-slash. Rape, Murder

A potion gone wrong sends four unwitting students into a game. A game that three have played before, with nearly disastrous consequences. It does not bode well for this one, not when the group is forced to different sides. One side must lose. Complete!

What happens to poor Snape when he can't get out of Dumbledore's newest order, Read the muggle book The Phantom of the Opera?

One-shot Comedy. A start of term prank has some weird things happening to the residents of Hogwarts. Who will save the day? And just what in the world is going on?