This was only supposed to be one chapter of Schrödinger playing with Erwin's hair because it looks like fox ears, but somehow it turned into something longer. Oh dear... Making it M to be on the safe side, because the only thing Hellsing needs to make it more bloody is tanks! When Erwin dissapears, it's up to Yukari to find her; but it seems her captors aren't every-day people.

I was bored, so I decided to just write something random. Basically it's Just Erwin spending some time with some pigeons during her lunch. If you think I should turn this into a longer story, please do tell me, but as it stands, it's staying one chapter...and rather pointless. So enjoy the randomness!

Ryo has had it with acting innocent in an unjust world, Latvia simply wants to protect the one he sees as family, Ibuki wants everyone to know that she can be serious, and Erwin just wants to show that she's smarter than some people think. When these four are kidnapped from their worlds and dropped into a mysterious facility, it's a literal race to survive.