Do not read if you acctually take Harry Potter FF seriously. It is all one big joke. Probably not suitible for anyone exept me and my friends, as its chocoblock with weird injokes. But its fun and silly. Rated MA, with good reason. Review Please!

Now imagine... If one was to take a Wand heavy scene, such as say... A duelling club, or an Ollivander's scene, and replace the word Wand with Ps, what pure linguistic genius one could create. WARNING: Crude language.