Harry discovers.. a laptop, in the Gryffindor dorm! .. intruiged, but soon to be nauseated, he discovers Fanfiction.net..and stories about Ron, Houselfgreaslings, etc! It's an idea that's been done to death, I know, but I think mine is special.
Vernon, Petunia and Dudley buy some lovely pink Barbie(tm) socks. Suddenly, the usually excruciatingly boring house is barbiefied! Harry must escape! (moved from my other account, starla17, and a new chapter added! yay!)