Draco Malfoy has a problem... and Harry, Ron, and Neville aren't helping matters any. A round-robin fic written with Junkyard Angel and Nevilleschick. Full of terrible puns, bad formatting, and weird humor.
This can be whatever you want! If you want slash, it's got slash! If you want het, it's got het! It can even have YOU fall in love with Harry Potter!
One day, two Mary Sues came to Hogwarts, and everone loved them because they were Mary Sues and were just plain perfect. But, really, are they so perfect? *snicker* Please rr/!