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  • Depressed

    By SqornshellousZeta • Updated: 15 Jan 2005 • Published: 15 Jan 2005 • 752 words • 0 followers • Humor • Sirius B. • Rating: K • In Progress

    Sirius is depressed.

  • A Sirius Fanfiction

    By SqornshellousZeta • Updated: 10 Dec 2004 • Published: 10 Dec 2004 • 2,020 words • 0 followers • Humor • Sirius B. • Rating: K • In Progress

    Sirius decides to write his own fanfiction about himself! Totally G rated!

  • The Dark Force Defense League

    By SqornshellousZeta • Updated: 8 Dec 2004 • Published: 11 Aug 2004 • 3 Chapters • 4,765 words • 0 followers • Adventure/Humor • Remus L. • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    The day after James and Lily died, Sirius Black 'killed' Peter and went to Azkaban. But what about the last marauder? The morning after he lost his friends Remus Lupin goes on an adventure he will never forget. PG for violence. NO-slash

  • The Unexplainable End to the Thing Called Sanity

    By SqornshellousZeta • Updated: 26 Oct 2004 • Published: 26 Oct 2004 • 5,255 words • 0 followers • Humor/Adventure • Sirius B., Remus L. • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    When sneaking back from the kitchens one night, the marauders (and a greasy fiend) find themselves in an insane world. Will they ever get out? Was Adavia Stellona right? Will Adhamhnan Uallgarg Muireadhach ever eat his poptart in peace?

  • The Hogwarts Psychiatrist

    By SqornshellousZeta • Updated: 21 Jun 2004 • Published: 28 Apr 2004 • 13 Chapters • 12,208 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: K • In Progress

    Under Hogwarts, there's a door that leads to the psychiatrist office. Enter and you will find what goes on when the Harry Potter characters arn't fighting Voldemort, what fangirls these days are up to and the reason Snape hates shampoo. 10th chapter!

  • The Prisoner of Hogwarts

    By SqornshellousZeta • Updated: 13 Jun 2004 • Published: 21 May 2004 • 4 Chapters • 3,095 words • 0 followers • Humor • Remus L. • Rating: K • In Progress

    This is a story... (Duh) Ahem. This is a story about Remus Lupin when he returns to Hogwarts as a teacher! Between him, Rufus the talking stag head and the murderer Sirius who is out to kill Harry, it will be an interesting year for Hogwarts.

  • Pictures and Punishments

    By SqornshellousZeta • Updated: 8 Jun 2004 • Published: 8 Jun 2004 • 1,871 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: K • In Progress

    The teachers of hogwarts are having a little conversation with the marauder's parents about the four boy's pranks, but can they be heard when the parents don't believe their children would do such things?

  • Dragon Pox

    By SqornshellousZeta • Updated: 6 Jun 2004 • Published: 8 May 2004 • 7 Chapters • 7,502 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: K • In Progress

    Sirius: Press the button. I dare you to! This is a story about Peter, Remus and I when we got dragon pox. James was put on hospital duty to be our slave. (Update) Sixth chapter added! Remus will be ok!

  • War Against the Molar

    By SqornshellousZeta • Updated: 24 May 2004 • Published: 24 May 2004 • 1,582 words • 0 followers • Humor • Remus L. • Rating: K • In Progress

    Remus has his last loose baby tooth. Now its up to his friends to help him pull it out. Please read and review.

  • The Other Side of the Veil

    By SqornshellousZeta • Updated: 20 May 2004 • Published: 20 May 2004 • 304 words • 0 followers • Humor • Sirius B. • Rating: K • In Progress

    He fell to the other side of the veil and left our hearts shattered and our eyes full of tears...

  • Haircuts or Cooking

    By SqornshellousZeta • Updated: 16 May 2004 • Published: 16 May 2004 • 700 words • 0 followers • Humor • Molly W., Sirius B. • Rating: K • In Progress

    Molly Weasley can not stand it any longer! The order needed haircuts, so she decides that they will get haircuts, or... Read and Review!

  • Albert the Invincible Maruader Mascot

    By SqornshellousZeta • Updated: 20 Apr 2004 • Published: 9 Apr 2004 • 2 Chapters • 1,265 words • 0 followers • Humor/Adventure • Remus L. • Rating: K • In Progress

    Albert is half jarvey and half kneazle and is on the run from the ministry, but quite on accident he mets the marauders and has many adventures with them. Read and Review!

  • Albert'z Easter

    By SqornshellousZeta • Updated: 12 Apr 2004 • Published: 12 Apr 2004 • 1,231 words • 0 followers • Humor • Remus L. • Rating: K • In Progress

    Remus's pet Albert is half jarvey and kneazle and knows exactally how to celebrate Easter. Family friendly story. Read and Review. Happy Easter!

  • Sirius Black and the Roach that Haunts the Night

    By SqornshellousZeta • Updated: 8 Apr 2004 • Published: 8 Apr 2004 • 825 words • 0 followers • Humor • Sirius B., James P. • Rating: K • In Progress

    Alas Sirius finds a roach he can not kill! (G) rated family friendly. Please read and review.

  • Marauders Warning

    By SqornshellousZeta • Updated: 8 Apr 2004 • Published: 8 Apr 2004 • 159 words • 0 followers • Humor/Poetry • Sirius B. • Rating: K • In Progress

    Fun little poem and the first thing I have posted! Hope you like and it makes your day a little happier!