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Eggo Waffles

  • Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Nurmengard

    By Eggo Waffles • Updated: 1 Mar 2019 • Published: 23 Oct 2007 • 1,462 words • 0 followers • Humor/Parody • Albus D., Hermione G. • Rating: T • Completed

    Harry thought the conversation was getting needlessly tangential, and decided that the quickest way to remedy this was by speaking in capital letters. BUT WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH GRINDELWALD?

  • A Very Young Girl's Record of Her Own Impressions

    By Eggo Waffles • Updated: 16 Nov 2007 • Published: 16 Nov 2007 • 3,462 words • 0 followers • Humor/Parody • Albus D. • Rating: M • Completed

    Ariana Dumbledore shares her thoughts on Oscar Wilde, Nietzsche, and Gellert Grindelwald's bum. AberforthGoat, AlbusGellert, onesided ElphiasAlbus.

  • Production Commencing

    By Eggo Waffles • Updated: 24 Jan 2005 • Published: 24 Jan 2005 • 1,134 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: K • Completed

    The cast of the 'Harry Potter' series has been trapped in the bowels of a metaphysical literary dressing room for the past two years. How will they react when they learn that Book 6 has been finished? Written pre HBP

  • Beyond the Veil

    By Eggo Waffles • Updated: 24 Jan 2005 • Published: 2 Sep 2004 • 11 Chapters • 12,902 words • 0 followers • Humor • Sirius B., Remus L. • Rating: K+ • Completed

    Between learning that the Afterlife is really just a field filled with ping pong tables and that his death was the product of an error in a computerized recordkeeping system, Sirius is seriously fed up. Thank God for chocolate and second chances.