A collection of short stories of a rather bad humor attempt at Lucius Malfoy's take on his hell spawn and how he became a spectator as Draco destroyed the great individuals of the wizarding world.

Harry being literate does not always equal something very smart. Especially when said occurence involves the ever sarcastic Severus Snape and a rather unfortunate potion's side effect.

Some things are different when Harry comes back for his sixth year. He's carefree and wild and drags Hermione along on his 'adventures'