Post-Hogwarts. Draco has his own flat and a perfect life. Hermione's life is in shambles. She seeks comfort, he seeks cuddling. Ehh, they can find a happy medium… Don't really know why it's rated M, but just in case...

Ever since first year, Rose Weasley and I, Scorpius Malfoy, have been harmlessly messing with each other. Until the hunger for vengeance set in. This is a story of how Rose and I figured things out through embarrassingly comical situations. No smut… Yet.

Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry teaches you every spell, magical creature and way to fight that would be necessary for the everyday witch or wizard. What they don't teach is chemistry, but a lot goes on there anyway.