Peter Pettigrew has an experience he certainly never dreamed of. Marauder era. This was a January 2006 challenge on the omniocular lj.
One day a parchment airplane bumped into Pansy's head, and survived. It read 'I love you.' Who wrote it? Was it meant for her? This was Plot Bunny No. 515 by Remus's Nymph on FA. Extremely bland implication of slash. AU, probably.
It really is better not to use your eyes in Azkaban. Reduced to little more than snarling hatred and tormented by twisted visions, Bellatrix Lestrange faces other tortures devised by the Dementors, not the least of which is Sirius Black.
Rita Skeeter really shouldn't have picked Mrs. Norris as the subject of her interview. Dark humor. No fluff, just slit eyed intrigue.