Labyrinth HP style :) Still needs editing, and it's just a quick little parody that popped into my head. Please let me know if I should continue. Rated R for obvious snark that will inevitably be forthcoming (usual disclaimer about JKR's characters her

Harry enters his seventh year at Hogwarts angry and bitter. Fate plays it's card, tossing love and a vicious curse in his path. Harry's world is about to be rocked. Literally. (usual disclaimer about JKR here)