Beautiful, smart, powerful, half-Veela Mary Sue defeats Voldemort, causing him to band together with Harry to rid the world of the one true abomination that is a certain obnoxious teenage girl with pink earrings. WARNING: Completely and utterly random.

It's Harry's birthday, and what does he receive from Hermione? Not exploding snap, not new quidditch accessories, but a history textbook! Extremely random, featuring a distraught Harry, an enthusiastic Hermione, and a hysterical Ron.

After the funeral of Albus Dumbledore, Minerva McGonagall grieves for the loss of her friend. Oneshot.