Yeh. I'm Mudungus Fletcher. Dung, they calls me. Oi, Mum, much as I luv yer, I don't really like me name. Sorry. Oh, so I gots someone who actually wants to hear my side of the story? Yeh right.
A year since they left Number 4, Privet Drive, Petunia decides to write to Harry to let him know her side of the story.
Lily decided that her new bra was a mistake just half an hour after putting it on. Oneshot, rated T just to be safe. R&R please! :