As she lies in St. Mungo's, incapacitated because of Voldie's cursed necklace in HBP, Katie Bell expects that nothing short of something extraordinary can make her happy again. Can one night, one broomstick and one ordinary boy prove her wrong? FredxKatie

What do you get when you combine a doo-wopping trio of the Weasley twins and Neville, a Cho-bashing Harry, a parody of Weird Al's "One More Minute", a microphone that breaks often and a snog session? Pure hilarity, and Cho torture by the gallon!

First-year Percy Weasley writes a letter to Voldemort explaining why the Dark Lord should be caught and punished.

Oh, yes, my dear, because tomato is the newest in rugged, manly fragrances!" "Tomatoes are cute. I happen to love tomatoes." Lily and James are on a Muggle beach, and James is sunburned. Cuteness ensues. LilyxJames dialogue drabble.

He always wakes up early on Tuesday mornings, and she never even knows.