Snape, Hermione and a cucumber. Not dirty, though the tomatoes will need washing.
She shouldn't have left it on Snape's Desk.
Petunia has her own way of protecting her son. A wee bit dark.
Laughter is the best medicine. Side effects may include madness, thoughts of empathy.
There's only one side to this story.
Severus Snape finds that student reviews of his teaching leave something to be desired. This leads to other problems with desire. Adult Hermione. SSHG. EWE? WIP. No acronyms in the actual story. That last sentence a lie B.T.W
Harry must cope with his mother's celebrity, and the secrets his parents keep. Complete.
Snape's grading is out of control. ONESHOT.
He would have paid for it, only he did not want witnesses. Too bad.
All that glitters is not gold. Not that he was really trying for gold. Glitter, glitter.
Hermione has a coffee problem, and then other problems.