Calliope decides to finally make a move on the cute girl who comes into her workplace for smoothies with her friend. There's something about her that she just can't put her finger on. But she will. 2 shot. 1st Chapter is general meet-cute, 2nd Chapter will...not be. Mild AU: Characters are aged up, Calliope is on assignment and Juliette is in University.

24 year old Piper Chapman has just accepted a job as a guidance counselor at Litchfield High School, where an 18 year old delinquent named Alex Vause is stirring up all types of trouble. Will Piper be able to whip Alex into shape? Or will she just get whipped? AU fic. Rated M for language, violence and sexual content.