A twisted type of talk. WARNING: Really bad CRACK!
WARNING! OC-CENTRIC! True Harry Potter fans would have been in the grip of orgasmic joy finding themseves in the book. However, Ian J. Parker was no fan-And, no, he was not overjoyed.
It happens you know. One day, you have one sort and type of life-Then, you blink, and everything changes.
A case of mistaken identity has unintended consequences.
Harry discovers a way around the underage magic restrictions.