HPB spoilers! Yes, to some extent. Offthewall ought to be its own category. Fave of mine.Harry is now down all father figures [including his father] except Remus Lupin, if a werewolf counts. Absurdity taken seriously may cause grave side effects.

PostGoF, Oneshot conversation: Harry encounters Neville in the dorm after the climax and Neville's runin with Bellatrix and the Cruciatus Curse. Some scars don't stick out like lightningbolts.

HP gets a letter from a certain dark wizard which starts a series of extremely humorous - if strange - events. (Who can tell the whims of inspiration. Things can be chaotic in house with HP freaks dwelling; thankfully, they're gone now.)

This is very odd but certainly humorous. HP is having a wonderful day... (Unfinished. Something of a spoof of my perception of HP, and a strange plot-bunny.)

*Fourth Chapter Added: 8/30/01*Harry and his gang are now graduated and the Dark Lord has again become a myth and a familiarity among curse words. But what has happened to Hogwarts reputable staff? What has changed for the students? Let's see...

This is, uhh, weird. BEWARE. (Written nearly 4 years ago, with the dubious influence of ennui and absurdity to drive it.)

This is probably the weirdest one yet, and you probably won't understand this if you havn't read 'Snape and the Funny Guy' and 'Pettigrew and the Giant Slug' (if you don't have avery weird sense of humor then, this might not seem very funny to you)

Another one in my 'series.' (Again, be warned. KEY WORDS: absurd, strange, disjointed, 4yearsold.)

BWAHAHAHAHA! (Absurdity may be a gift, but taken seriously may cause grave side-effects. 1st thing uploaded, as an experiment.)

Strangeness. (If absurdity you seek, and a grave lack of sense, by all means peruse this 4 year old piece. Do not expect anymore.)