By GreatFortunePlant•Updated: 26 Dec 2021•Published: 8 May 2020•
3 Chapters
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19,816 words
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0 followers
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Humor/Romance
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[Draco M. + Harry P.]
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Rating: M
•Completed
"You are absolutely batshit crazy!" He had yelled at her. "I hate him! Even if he were the last man on earth I wouldn't touch him! I'd rather turn straight!" "But opposites do attract." She had pouted, completely unmoved by his tantrum.