Pokemon and humans. What's the difference? Is it their appearance? Their intelligence? But ones thing's for sure, no human can stand up to a pokemon in a fight. And most pokemon can't see an unfair deal if it hit 'em in the face. Well at least that was before a pink haired girl fell out of the sky and said to every pokemon. "Let's form a contract?" And suddenly pokemon had a voice.

It's the Cell games and Goku knows that he's screwed even after all his training. Is sending his son to fight that monster the only way out or... is there another option? Warning: Pure crack ahead.