If you've ever read the Percy Jackson books, you know the style of titles I will use, but for those of you who haven't, the Percy Jackson books have some of the funniest chapter titles in pop culture (Ex. Book 1, ch 6: I Become Supreme Lord Of The Bathroom) and the general Idea is renaming each episode to be blunt and humorous.
When Eggingarde can't sleep, she hears a strange music that helps her sleep. A few weeks later a new boy named Warty McSmelly shows up. She knows he's hiding something, but she can't help but trust him. Includes OC near end. I just have to get this story out of my head.
After a dragon brings Owen and the raptor squad to Berk, drama, humor, and pure weirdness ensues. Just in case anyone wants to read my first fanfic that I ended up turning into the fanfic equivalent of a Latin American soap opera, but in english. Charecters may be OOC.