I am a simple man of simple desires. I just want to get a good paying job, settle down with a nice girl, and be able to drink whiskey and shoot off my guns every once in awhile. So why the hell do I have armies of demented and fanatical soldiers in my house? I got nids eating my food, techpriests praying to my toaster, and you don't want to know what chaos is doing on the dark web.