[AU AH except vampires are still a thing.] "Just because my family is old-fashioned—" "—your family is literally one of the Big Three Bloodlines," Nahuel exclaims. "I just want to get a college education without getting staked, okay? And now I'm going to die without even passing Science Communications—" "Wait," she says, squinting at him, "you're a vampire?"

At twenty-two, Jessica Stanley knows nothing outside of her life at her family's ice rink; at eighteen, Seth Clearwater knows everything. When push comes to shove and the two are reacquainted in a bizarre chain of events, the world irrevocably tilts on its axis, leaving the pair to figure out exactly what binds them together. [Ice hockey imprinting AU]

Embry's never had a boyfriend. He's also never had an impromptu god-daughter, so he may as well go for broke. (AH AU)

Miscellaneous drabbles focused on the Quileute shifters in response to prompts from AO3/elsewhere. Pairings labelled in chapter titles.

On the day before Christmas, the universe gives Embry Call a broken-down car, uncharacteristic optimism, and Quil Ateara in a tow truck. (AH Christmas slash)

Hollywood heartbreaker Jacob Black can't catch a break. After yet another public break-up, publicist Bella Swan has had enough. Enter Leah Clearwater, up-and-coming indie actress with a heart of coal. Her reputation precedes her, much to the chagrin of her talent rep, Embry Call. Bella brokers a deal: Leah fake-dates Jacob for six months in exchange for the role of her dreams.