Well, you see, I'm bored one day, nothing to do, why not write a story! Just read dammit!

What do you get when you mix an old shoe, a buffet, a million dollars, and a man named Mike? This story, of course! LotR people in this..I don't know why..they just are..o_O.I was in an odd mood when I wrote this, those spicy foods make me wig out a bit.