Remus is one of those late-reaction kind of guys when it comes to extremely shocking and 'no-time-for-mourning-I've-got-work' news. Plotless, random, short ficlet. No slash.

Two years after his 7th year, a certain peer of Harry Potter is stuck in the middle of the fullswig Voldemort War II. Despite all that, though, he still has time to pause and recognize that, at least for him, nothing much has changed.

[ AU, sort of but not really | Inspired by JOKING A MALFOY by Llewellyn] Draco Malfoy was the son of a Slytherin, son of a Slytherin, son of a slytherin, brother of a - Ravenclaw?

I was dragged out of my common room and into a *girls\'* bathroom. Oh, gee, what a jolly day that turned out to be, eh? ...I was being sarcastic, yeah.

One night, alone in a run down old shack, a wolf does something that it's never done before....because of a gut feeling.

George and Lee go for a midnight stroll. Somewhere else in Hogwarts, Fred does the same. One thing leads to the other, and not everyone will be happy.

I was bored and decided to make my own show....and guess what? It's all based on the Harry Potter series. Wild humor and open mind needed to understand this....No flames, please. I made this for my friends back at TMSH.

What is Fred and George were separated at birth, and neither of them went to the Weasley family? What if the Weasleys thought the twins had died a few days after birth, when, in fact, they were taken in by two different families at the hospital?

Two exchange students, both Heirs of Slytherin, come to Hogwarts for a year. [note: I decided not to continue writing this one]