I like flames. They're funny.

Contains instructions on how to take over the world using only a few Malatov Cocktails, an army of alpaca farmers, pineapples, and your kid brother. Except not, because we don't want to give away my grand plot...

Xavi has no idea what she's doing anymore. Read her Draco/Ginny thing and mock her.

I am so sorry. I really, really am.

Ron writes a farewell letter to Hermione. Doesn't that sound fun? Oh, shut up. I wasn't talking to you.

There is no summary. Nyah.

Guess what? It's about Remus. Yes. I am brilliant. (marauder days, R/OC, Peter is in it, Finished fic)

Lily is sarcastic. She's not a rebel without a cause. She's not unpopular. She's not suicidal. She's not an ice queen or a geek or Miss Britney Spears of Hogwarts. She's Lily Evans, she's head girl, and she's very much alone.

My summaries suck. Don't you hate it when authors do this? Just give no summary at all? Just make some lame excuse about how bad they are with summaries? Yeah, I hate that too....

This... is here.... it... is... well, it's here. Yes. Draco/Hermione, Christmas, 7th year.

One for Voldemort, one for Harry, one for Snape. I'm not continuing this. You'll live, I'm sure.