Gertrude, the Fat Lady, guards the doorway to the Gryffindor Common Room. She enjoys drinking and gossiping about the students that pass through her portrait with her neighbour, Violet. Will she believe the latest from the halls of Hogwarts? Written for mina roman's birthday, in tribute of her fic The Lost Witch
wanting to make sure that Harry stays protected though his time at Hogwarts, Dumbledore grants the Fat Lady a new opportunity at life and makes her into his daughter. Being the socialite she was in her previous life, it takes her no time at all to quickly befrined The Boy Who Lived. But she never expected that she'd end up falling for him as well. Rated M for later years.
Juliette Elm's life changes when she comes across a portrait. Or, how The Fat Lady came to be.
La entrada a la Torre Gryffindor y su eternidad
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Sir Cadogan and The Fat Lady have a serious talk about Communism/Susan Bones loses to her friend and has to play a prank on professor Snape.
The Fat Lady has watched generations of Gryffindor grow from cubs to lions.
While Severus is pining after Lily, he has a conversation with the Fat Lady.
In which the Fat Lady plays matchmaker and learns some new vocabulary. Pairings: Fat Lady/Violet, Rolanda Hooch/Aurora Sinistra
Nick can't help but to pass by the Fat Lady's portrait, even when he has no reason to.:: Crack!ship.drabble.
The Fat Lady has been around Hogwarts for a long time. So naturally she remembers every student and even the staff as students. This is the journal of The Fat Lady, where she'll recall memories of when everyone are still young, hormonal teenagers. Characters will include a whole lot more than The Fat Lady and The Marauders.
Pero no te preocupes, somos familia. ¡Tercer puesto en el minirreto de Abril "Aragog" de la Sala Común de Gryffindor del Foro "Las Cuatro Casas"!
An epic tale of how one Harry Potter became the most feared wizard in modern history. Not for the faint-hearted. Complete!
Hermione can't sleep, and wanders in the hallways. Professor Snape finds her, but doesn't punish her.
The Fat Lady lives and breathes gossip. She'll do anything to get a good story circulating around Hogwarts. QLFC Season 5, Round 8.
James and Peter are a little bitter that their friends keep skipping out on pranks to snog. They plan a majestic prank as revenge.
Harry Sees Something... Rather unexpected AU From Snape's Worst Memory
The Fat Lady finds out something she never thought she would hear. One shot written from her point of view.
Hermione is back at Hogwarts to finish her final year of schooling. She's Head Girl, a respected war hero and she's acing all of her classes (of course). But she's still quite unhappy. And then...Draco Malfoy shows up with an apology that may or may not be sincere. Will a heart-to-heart in the Room of Requirement fix the rift between them or is it just wishful thinking?
What happens when Cedric, Harry, and Seamus all compete for The Fat Lady's hand in eternal love? Throw in Hermione's demon cat and a hysterical Cho, as well as lots of bad singing (that doesn't break glass)...and you've got a nice recipe for chaos! :P Set before/after the 3rd and final task of the Triwizard Tournament. ONE-SHOT! CRACKFIC/PARODY! (make sure to read author's note!)
Przypowieść o strażniczce wieży Gryffindoru.
For the Fat Lady, it's not a stretch to believe that Sirius Black is innocent, but she still doesn't let him into her tower. She has hundreds of Gryffindors to protect; he a single Potter. Peter Pettigrew, however, is neither of their charge.
It hurt to be forgotten, to notice how each year that passed, the students would be even less interested in her name. It hurt to be called the name that made her hate herself.
Godric finds a clever way to keep Salazar out of his Common Room. This, unfortunately, leads to some unforeseen schoolwide animosity... for thousands of years... whoops.
Painting!fic as per request. High romance with Sir Cadogan and the Fat Lady. First published April 22, 2003
The reason Binns didn't go 'on'. His feelings aren't exactly able to control. For week 5 winner.
Quick oneshot about the secret lives of Hogwarts paintings
An utterly angsty drabble about how the Fat Lady doesn't think she's so fat after all. I can't promise that it's better than the summary, that's just my opinion, but it is a bit more . . . insightful.
My name is The Fat Lady. Many years ago I met a student named Sirius Black. He was a really good friend of mine. But within the past few years rumors have been flying around about him. They say he's escaped from Azkaban, and that he's headed here. oneshot