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This is the prequel to The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents, the story of Maurice's initial confusion at his sudden sentience, and how he meets the Changeling rats, and the stupid-looking kid, and starts his scams.
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In the bustling city of Ankh-Morpork, a murder has taken place. Not especially unusual, but such a case happens to be the first for a new recruit to the City Watch; a working-class boy from the Ramtops called Ron Weasley.
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Being the not-head witch isn't all that easy especially when dealing with apprentices who don't quite want to use their magic the way you think they should...
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What if Lily Potter wasn't born Lily Evans? What if she wasn't born in England at all?
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Drumknott is fundamentally a practical man. But sometimes music can stir memories, no matter how hard you try to bury them. Pre-slash, romance, music. Denial is not just a river in Howandaland. Part 2 of Kindling.
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The Patrician thinks as he watches the birds, or, a day in the Oblong Office. Tea, paperwork, and occasional discussions of ornithology. Vetinari is not in denial. Pre-slash.
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There were not many people, in the course of history, whose intelligence or creativity could be compared to that of Leonard of Quirm. But there was something about Bergholt "Bloody Stupid" Stuttley Johnson which provoked his curiosity.
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Companion piece to 'Monstrous Regiment', from the Duchess Annagovia's perspective, as she contemplates the nature of what she has become, worship, faith, and the fate of Borogravia, as well as what she can do to help her fervent believer on her quest. Also contains reference to some aspects of Discworld theology as mentioned in 'Small Gods'.
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In which flight-minded Witch Olga Romanoff gets a very big challenge. Can she fly this? A spin-off from "Strandpiel"
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Much to Drumknott's frustration, discreet trips to the chemists are a bit more complicated when you're the personal secretary to the supreme ruler of the city. Featuring pillow talk, new relationships, and negotiating who goes to the shops.
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His destiny was to be consumed by madness while perusing the tomes of Seath the Scaleless' Ducal Archives. But a chance encounter with a strange ape leads Logan to another path...
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The continuation of the saga of interlocking families and friends, spread across at least two continents.
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Two worlds, with Two Wizards. Or A Wizzard and a practitioner. A Literal Literary Cross-over between the Discworld and the Roundworld of 'Rivers of London'. How will the wizards cope when they find themselves in a brave new World (Peter) and another trip to Roundworld for Rincewind.
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Lord Vetinari has had a trying day. Perhaps a gift would cheer him up. Set sometime post The Truth.
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Collected short pieces originally written for a Facebook group ("The Ankh-Morpork Times - News of the Disc") To be added to as I retrieve them. A series (eventually) of very short chapters.
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This is set during The Truth, with Vimes being concerned about the trouble William de Worde and his new newspaper is going to cause (and is based on a misprint from de Worde's The Times).
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In which Hogswatch comes twice and an Anthropomorphic Personality discovers a complication of the modern age. Irena Politek gets a happy Hogswatch.
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Błędne decyzje zmieniają czasami losy nie tylko pojedynczych ludzi, ale i całych państw. W wigilię Strzeżenia Wiedźm lord Downey przekonuje się o tym w bolesny sposób. Rozpoczyna się gorączkowy wyścig z czasem. Stawka jest wysoka: ocalić Ankh-Morpork przed zniszczeniem, oczyścić własne imię i zdobyć serce pewnego Patrycjusza... Bo kiedy wybije północ, będzie już za późno.
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The Warden and company meet a powerful artifact that could help them on their quest. Or possibly just eat them. DISCLAIMER I don't own anything in this story which is for (hopefully) enjoyment purposes only.
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NSFW Challenge. Naughtiness with my favourite deceased Assassin.
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"Keeper of Doors" at the Unseen University is a hazardous post.
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Halloween has a life changing effects on Buffy. Buffy/Discworld/Surprise crossover. Co-written with my beta CECILE
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Gods get bored sometimes. They're also vengeful and have a nasty sense of humour. For the mortals who're unwitting pawns in these games, anything can and probably will happen, often with hilarious results and massive costs in property damage.
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Newcomers to Ankh-Morpork are frequently warned about organised crime upon arrival at the coaching station next to the Ankh-Morpork post office. Some listen. Some don't.
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It's the morning after a lot of drink and Polly tries to reflect on what happened the night before, if only she could remember it. Polly/Mal fic
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A short one-shot about how I think the Discworld would eventually be Reaped. I was considering expanding this into a crossover where Death meets other psychopomps towards the end, but it killed the mood of inevitable decline. I really need to STOP writing about death, people probably think I'm depressed or summat.
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Prompt fic. AU. Some gifts are given when they are needed most.
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...Of a certain redheaded vigilante.
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Bingo entry for Death/Crossover Character
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Hoping to avoid the attentions of the Celestial Intervention Agency, the Doctor and Jamie take the afternoon off in a parallel universe. Of course, things are seldom that simple, and the Doctor's about to run into an old acquaintance...
